Today I have the pleasure of welcoming Alexa Adams back to Diary of an Eccentric to celebrate the release of Darcy in Wonderland! As the editor of the book (minus the poems, which were edited by Serena), I am very excited about this book and all the glowing reviews thus far. Alexa is daring in her variations, and I admire that about her. I never would have thought to mash up Pride and Prejudice and Alice in Wonderland, but I’m sure glad Alexa did! Please give her a warm welcome as she introduces an excerpt from the novel, and stay tuned for the giveaway!
Thank you for hosting me today, Anna! I’m delighted to be here.
I’m a bit over a week into this blog tour, and I have spent a great deal of time speaking about Darcy and the children (especially Alice, for obvious reasons). Today Anna suggested I might give Elizabeth her turn in the spotlight. She might not plummet down the rabbit hole, but she is, nevertheless, a rather constant presence throughout the book, in no small part because Alice is such a mini version of her mother.
Two or three decades after her marriage, Elizabeth is now every bit the Mistress of Pemberley. She rules her roost with a gentle but firm fist, as made evident in the following exchange:
Not long after her rambles commenced, she came upon the governess and her second youngest child, Cassandra. “Where is Alice?” she inquired after greeting the pair.
Miss Williams blushed consciously. “She scampered off to speak with Mr. Darcy some time ago.”
“She was spouting some nonsense about a rabbit,” Cassie, rather intolerant and judgmental in her eleventh year, inserted. “The girl cannot tell fantasy from reality.”
“We were just about to go in and search for her,” Miss Williams said hurriedly, closing her book and placing it into her workbasket.
“How is the Geography proceeding?”
The blush deepened. “We are going to attend to it after tea.”
“I see. And French?” Elizabeth knew not how her single raised eyebrow, so charming to her husband, cast fear into the hearts of her servants. Very little escaped its inevitable notice.
“We completed the lesson this morning,” Miss Williams was relieved to be able to reply.
“Excellent. What were you reading just now?”
“It was my fault, Mama,” Cassie quickly interceded. “I begged Miss Williams to reread it with me.”
Elizabeth bent down and extracted the book from the basket, examining the cover. “Kenilworth. Again. Now I understand why Alice has disappeared. You assured me, Miss Williams, that Alice was old enough to attend your lessons, yet you spend your time on curriculum, if that word is appropriate, that cannot hold her attention. Shall I arrange time each day for her to remain in the nursery so you and Cassie may pursue your more, um, advanced studies?”
“No, ma’am. It will not happen again, Mrs. Darcy,” Miss Williams spoke quietly, with her head down. The weight of her mistress’s disappointment was far heavier than any tongue-lashing.
“I certainly hope not. You may read Sir Walter in your free time.” She smiled kindly, returning the book to the basket.
“Thank you, Mrs. Darcy,” and “Thank you, Mama,” rang out in chorus.
“You had best return to the schoolroom for your tea. I will find Alice and send her along.”
“Yes, Mrs. Darcy. Come along, Miss Cassandra.”
Elizabeth is equally adept at handling her children, including the rather incorrigible Alice, and retainers, as demonstrated in this scene, which is one of my favorites:
“Please come in, Mrs. Darcy!” Mrs. Reynolds called from the sitting room. “I am sorry for not meeting you at the door, but I am not feeling quite myself today. Sally used the opportunity of Miss Alice’s unexpected arrival to take the donkey cart into Lambton and visit the apothecary on my behalf.”
Elizabeth unceremoniously sat down next to her loyal retainer and friend. “Not your rheumatism again?”
“I am afraid so.”
“What does our new doctor have to say on the matter?”
Mrs. Reynolds avoided eye contact. “I have yet to call for him.”
“My dear, Mrs. Reynolds! Why else did Mr. Darcy go through the trouble to find a doctor with knowledge of the latest treatments for rheumatic ailments, if not for you to make use of him?”
“Yes, and I do appreciate Mr. Darcy’s efforts on my behalf. He has always been the kindest, most thoughtful master imaginable, and I called on Dr. Seaton the very week of his arrival. Do you know what he suggested I do?”
“What?” Alice asked eagerly, hanging on every word of the adults’ conversation.
“He told me I should swim more. At my age! And in the lake, no less, like one of the children!”
“Oh, Mrs. Reynolds! Do come swimming! It will be such fun! I can show you how,” gushed Alice.
“I think not, child. I am sorry, but I have no business gallivanting about wet from head to foot. It would likely do me more harm than good.”
“Not in the summer, I should think,” Elizabeth replied, reclaiming the conversation from her eager daughter. “Though I can see how the lake might not be the most inviting pool. What would you think of a sojourn by the sea? We could find some quiet and unassuming spa town for you to visit for a few months. Some place with bathing machines so that you might test the waters in private.” Mrs. Reynolds looked hesitant. “Of course, Mr. Darcy will cover the expense.”
“Oh no, Mrs. Darcy! I could not ask him for such a thing.”
“And you did not. I offered it. Now think it over before you reject me out of hand.”
“All right. I will. Thank you, Mrs. Darcy.”
“It is always a pleasure to be of service to you, Mrs. Reynolds, who have done so much for us. Would you like me to send word to Dr. Seaton? He should have some recommendations for which spas would suit you best.”
“Yes, thank you. I will listen to what he has to say.”
“Dr. Seaton made me take the awfullest medicine last winter. What does your medicine taste like, Mrs. Reynolds?”
“Like brandy, which is what it is mostly made of.”
Alice made a face. “I don’t like brandy.”
“And when have you tasted it, young lady?” her mother inquired.
“There is a bottle in Papa’s office.”
“Not that you ought to help yourself to!”
Alice looked surprised at her mother’s chagrin. “Why ever not? Papa drinks it all the time, so it cannot be that it is poisonous. I did check the bottle for a skull and crossbones just in case, and there were no markings suggesting it would disagree with me.”
“A substance need not be poisonous to disagree with you, my dear. Do not sample your father’s drinks again.”
“Yes, Mama. I won’t, even though the port wine was very good.”
“Alice here has been keeping me entertained with a marvelous story,” Mrs. Reynolds quickly interjected. “She is the most creative child I ever knew.”
“But ‘tis not a story, Mrs. Reynolds. It is true! I saw a white rabbit with pink eyes hop by, Mama, which as Bennet says is nothing so very special at all. He is so odious sometimes. But even he admits that a white rabbit with pink eyes would be worth seeing if it wore a waistcoat and pocket watch, as this one does.”
“A waistcoat and pocket watch?” Elizabeth’s eyes grew dramatically large. “I never met a rabbit who could tell time.”
“Well, this one could, for he pulled out his watch and checked it. I would have asked him for the time, by means of gaining an introduction, but he got away from me.”
“Perhaps you will see him again.”
Alice shook her head firmly. “I do hope so, Mama. I was on my way to look for him when my feet brought me to Mrs. Reynolds, which was a very good thing, as Sally did not like to leave her alone while she went to Lambton. I think they ought to be acknowledged, don’t you?”
“Well done feet,” Elizabeth supplied on cue.
“Thank you, ma’am,” Alice replied, bobbing a tidy curtsey. “I should have sent word to the house, I know that now, and shall do so next time my feet know where they are going before my brain arrives.”
“I should appreciate that. And now you had best run home for tea. Make sure it is your brain directing your feet this time and not the other way around. Cassie and Miss Williams will be waiting for you in the schoolroom. I shall stay with Mrs. Reynolds until Sally returns. Please tell Thompson where I am, Alice.”
“Yes, Mama. Goodbye, Mrs. Reynolds. I shall come visit again soon.”
“Goodbye, my dear. Pull the door firmly behind you. It sticks.”
“I will. Goodbye.” The two ladies watched Alice’s deliberate care in making sure the door was perfectly sealed, the cost of which was several loud bangs against the frame.
“My goodness, she is such a delightful child,” Mrs. Reynolds laughed, “and so very talented.”
“Delightful, perhaps, but she is also the most incurable troublemaker of the lot. Sampling the decanters! At her age!”
Mrs. Reynolds nodded meaningfully. “She is a perfect little imp and, were I still in service, would certainly prove a daily trial, but as it is, she is my greatest diversion. Fortunately, it is now Mrs. Heydon’s province to clean up her messes and mine to hand out sweets and treats. I am enjoying my retirement, Mrs. Darcy.”
Elizabeth took the good lady’s hand gently within her own. “You have earned it, Mrs. Reynolds. Now we just need to get you feeling more the thing. We should miss you, but a few months of sea air might prove very beneficial. What do you know of Cromer?”
Elizabeth may have grown into the perfect mistress of her domain, but she has not completely given up her love of a sharp retort, especially when one is well deserved:
Thompson opened the door and announced, “Lady Catherine de Bourgh, ma’am!”
The entire family rose to their feet as their formidable relation entered the room. Even dressed for travel she was intimidating in her magnificence, and she showed almost nothing of her impressive age. The Darcy children often speculated amongst themselves about just how old she really was. The consensus was somewhere between seventy and ninety, but she showed no more signs of infirmity now than she had when Bennet was a boy.
“Darcy,” she barked. “Elizabeth, children. I have come to assist with Eleanor’s ball. Someone has to make sure she knows what she is about.” Her voice boomed about the room. A slight tendency towards deafness (which Lady Catherine refused to acknowledge) had escalated her speaking voice, never quiet, to a near shout.
“Welcome, Lady Catherine,” Elizabeth said with a tense smile. “How thoughtful of you to come all this way.”
Lady Catherine nodded in agreement. “It was a great deal of trouble, but I knew you would have need of my guidance.” She glanced about the room and landed upon Bennet and Ellie. “Bennet,” she yelled, “you may give me your seat. I want to talk to your sister.” Ellie thought her stare was every bit as vicious as a vulture’s while it waited for its next meal to die.
“I can assure you, Ellie is perfectly prepared for her role next week,” Elizabeth went on. “She was Mrs. Drummond’s favorite student when she was with her, and she has made an excellent impression at all the parties in which she has thus been included.”
“Nevertheless, and I am sorry to bring up matters you would rather forget, but having never been through the ordeal of formally entering society as a young lady yourself, Elizabeth, you cannot offer the caliber of advice only one who has been through it can provide.”
“I accept your apology,” replied Elizabeth. Lady Catherine glared at her in return.
And while romance is not the center of this story, the undiminished love between husband and wife permeates Pemberley, nonetheless:
It was the supper dance when Mr. Darcy caught up with his wife, who had been fully engaged in her duties as hostess, and pulled her onto the dance floor to waltz. For a few precious moments, the Darcys were able to forget everyone else in the room. It was just the two of them, still as in love as when they first declared it, yet far more deeply connected by the many years of shared experience and the children who were living embodiments of their bond. No one watching them could mistake the strength of their attachment. Theirs was a marriage much discussed in society at large and held up as an example of what might be possible, if you should ever be so fortunate as to find your heart’s true mate.
Readers should approach Darcy in Wonderland with every expectation of adventure, whimsy, and humor, but I hope they won’t forget, as I never did when writing, that none of this future would be possible without the potency of the romance between Elizabeth and Darcy. Join me to see how they built upon this foundation to create an exemplary family life, full of passion, laughter, and love.
It’s been a pleasure, Anna! Thank you so much for participating in the blog tour.
Thank you, Alexa, for being my guest today. Congratulations on the new release! I hope everyone loves the book as much as I did!
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About Darcy in Wonderland
Twinkle, twinkle, amber cross!
For a chain, it’s at a loss.
Heavy links or simple loop,
Do not dunk it in your soup.
The worlds of beloved authors collide as Fitzwilliam Darcy, Jane Austen’s immortal hero, finds himself thrust into the topsy-turvy world of Lewis Carroll’s Wonderland.
Many years have passed since Elizabeth Bennet became mistress of Pemberley, and the Darcys’ six children stand testament to their enduring love. As the eldest prepare to enter the world, Alice, the youngest and most intrepid of the brood, ensures that life at Pemberley never grows dull. Her curious mind and penchant for mischief often prove trying, but never more so than when her father follows her down a mysterious rabbit hole, disrupting his orderly world in ways never before imagined. A treat for the young and the old, Darcy in Wonderland is both an adventure and homage to two of literature’s greatest minds.
Check out Darcy in Wonderland on Goodreads | Amazon
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About the Author
A devoted reader of Jane Austen since her childhood, Alexa Adams is the author of Darcy in Wonderland, The Madness of Mr. Darcy, Tales of Less Pride and Prejudice (First Impressions, Second Glances, and Holidays at Pemberley), Emma & Elton: Something Truly Horrid, Jane & Bingley: Something Slightly Unsettling, Becoming Mrs. Norris, and the short story collection And Who Can be in Doubt of What Followed?: The Novels of Jane Austen Continued. Alexa is an American expat living in Switzerland with her husband and daughter. She blogs about Austen and Austenesque literature at alexaadams.blogspot.com, is a contributing member of AustenAuthors.net, and a founding member of the Jane Austen Society of Switzerland.
Visit Alexa at:
www.facebook.com/AuthorAlexaAdams
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Learn more about the illustrator at www.wiedemannillustrations.com
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Giveaway
Alexa is generously offering a winner’s choice giveaway of Darcy in Wonderland (paperback or ebook), open internationally. To enter, please leave a comment with your email address about what intrigues you most about the book. This giveaway will close on Sunday, August 20, 2017. The winner will be chosen randomly and announced in the comments section of this post. Good luck!
I like the grown up Elizabeth still very witty obviously!
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So pleased you approve, Mystica!
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The mash up of two favorites makes this sound like such fun.
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I had a blast writing it, Mary. Good luck!
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I just love Alice, especially the bit where her feet decide where to go before her brain knows! 😃
I also love this Elizabeth and her way of dealing with her children and intrusive relatives.
And Darcy (swoon) still desperate to dance with Elizabeth!
Altogether this is a must read so thank you Alexa and Anna fir thus lovely post.
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It was a pleasure, Glynis! I love your enthusiasm for the book. Best of luck to you!
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Alice sounds so adorable! To think ages already tasted the drinks on her dese papa’s study and found the brandy wanting!
Love this Elizabeth,still as strong, determined and resilient as ever.
And to see that Mrs Reynolds is retired! She must treasure Alice’s visits which are probably the highlight of her day!
Am looking forward to reading this. Thanks for the excerpts.
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You’re very welcome, Mary. I took a lot of joy in working Mrs. Reynolds into the story, though feedback suggests I ought to have spent more time on Elizabeth and Darcy’s relationship. Oh well. I wanted this to be a child friendly story.
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Thank you so much for hosting me, Anna! And, of course, for your always excellent editing. The post looks lovely.
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Thanks for the kind words! It’s always a pleasure working with you!
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I loved this book and already have the e-book. Alexa’s take on Darcy and our little precocious Alice is adorable. Love the illustrations. Best Wishes Alexa! Jen Red
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Thank you, Jen! I’ve been deeply touched by your support for this latest effort. My best to you, too.
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It seems that Mrs Reynolds is acting in the role of the missing Darcy Grandmother
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She sure is! Hope you had fun with this, Vesper.
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When I read this, I loved the woman Elizabeth has become – commanding and confident, while not losing the spark we all loved in P&P. I’d love to see more of her in another story (hint hint…).
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Hint taken. Might take a few years, but I doubt I’ll be able of let go of the notion of Lizzy Through the Looking Glass.
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Ooh…that would be fun!!
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I love this excerpt. I especially love the fact that Mrs. Reynolds is so well taken care of and that the Darcy children love her. She gets to enjoy her retirement and knows she is loved by the family. That really resonated with me. She featured strongly in canon and I was glad to see that carried in this work.
This sounds like so much fun. I look forward to reading it. Blessings on your launch Alexa and Anna, thanks for the featured post. Alexa, I know that I mentioned the illustrations on another site, but I imagine you are so proud hearing everyone comment on the beauty of such wonderful work.
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Thank you! I am extremely proud and touched by all the goodwill for both my story and my sister’s amazing artwork. So glad your enjoyed the excerpt. Best wishes!
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An interesting combination! Thank you for the giveaway
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It’s a pleasure!
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Great excerpt. I really like that this mashup delves into Darcy and Elizabeth’s family life. Look forward to meeting their kids and in particular, Alice and her interactions with her father in Wonderland. jadseah4 (at) yahoo (dot) com
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Thrilled your enjoyed it! Wonderland is the heart and sole of this story. Good luck n the giveaway.
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Whoops! Wrong kind of soul. Ha ha. Where’s my editor when I need her! Oh …
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LOL!!
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Wonderful feature and giveaway. I enjoyed the excerpt and would treasure this book which is captivating and very special.
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Aw! What sweet sentiments. Much appreciated!
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I especially love that Alice is a mini-
Elizabeth! Wonderful mashup of two
classics. Thank you for the giveaway….
I am crossing my fingers and toes.
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Good luck, and don’t cramp your digits.
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Congrats on the new release, Alexa! What a delightful & fun premise, and I loved the excerpts! Please don’t enter me in the giveaway, just wanted to pop by to say hi and best of luck with Darcy in Wonderland and everything else!
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Thanks so much, Joana! It’s very sweet of you to send along the good wishes. Best to you!
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I really enjoyed the scenes with the Darcys and their children and seeing them still a close, loving couple. Great story. Fun to read the excerpts!
Please do not enter me, Anna. 🙂
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Thanks, Sophia! I’m really excited that you so enjoyed the book. Loved your review!
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The excerpt from her book is
excellent! Also, the book’s cover
is eclectic, and I adore it…
Putting Alice and Pride and Prejudice
together is so imaginative!
Many thanks, Cindi
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I’m so excited you approve of the concept, artwork, and excerpt! It’s been a pleasure.
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Such an original premise! I love the excerpts and can’t wait to read the book. Congrats and thanks for the giveaway!
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Thank you! So pleased you enjoyed the post.
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What intrigues me most? The portrayal of the undiminished love between husband and wife sounds wonderful to me.
Thanks for hosting this terrific giveaway. I will add this giveaway to my blog’s sidebar. 🙂
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Thanks for sharing the giveaway!
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Just loved the excerpts of Elizabeth! Oh she has her hands full with Alice!
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She certainly does, but she can handle it.
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Thanks for sharing how Elizabeth has been doing as the mistress of Pemberley, Alexa. I would have loved it if she has played a major role in this story but I read that you will be writing about her adventures in Wonderland. All the best in your next writing journey.
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What lovely excerpts Alexa has shared with us! I particularly like this quote from the final one: “It was just the two of them, still as in love as when they first declared it, yet far more deeply connected by the many years of shared experience and the children who were living embodiments of their bond.” Isn’t that how we’ve all imagined Darcy and Elizabeth’s marriage to be. Indeed, any good marriage. It’s actually our 40th anniversary today and it perfectly describes our relationship, too.
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Oops, of course that should be hotmail!
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I loved playing with the poems in this one. It was good exercise. No need to enter me.
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Thanks to Alexa for being my guest and to everyone who stopped by to check out the excerpt!
The winner is Mystica! Congrats and Happy Reading!
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